“Sounds kinky! I’m always up for kinky stuff!” I rebounded enthusiastically. “NO! I’m here to kill you and take your soul!” He let out a Kefka laugh as he threw his hands to the side. Sonic.EXE shielded his eyes with his hands. “Are you here to take my butt virginity?” I asked, still going at it like a coked-out monkey that drank a six-pack of Monster and inhaled Spanish Fly up his butthole. He smashed his head through the window and entered my room. Sonic.EXE’s expression changed from demented to disgusted. Don’t judge me!), I got really aroused again and resumed my fapping.
At first, I stopped and stared in horror, but after approximately 9.764 seconds (I conveniently had a stopwatch in my hand at the time.
He had the same sinister look he always had, with hyper-realistic blood and all. I looked over and saw Sonic.EXE staring at me through the glass. “Give it to me up the butt, Mutahar!” I was just about to finish when I heard a loud tapping at the window. “Oh yeah!” I shouted, bouncing my tiny pogo stick up and down furiously. Clean, Mutahar, Brutal Moose, Markiplier, the Angry Video Game Nerd, Angry Joe, and several creepypasta characters like Sonic.EXE, Ao Oni, Slenderman, and Nicolas Cage. I was in my bedroom masturbating to the erotic fan fiction I wrote featuring Mr. (Apologies to all the people I stole jokes from and re-hashed them to make them worse.) I couldn’t help but make this as awkward for you guys to read as possible.
If by some astronomical chance that Mutahar, Markiplier, Brutal Moose, AVGN, or Angry Joe are reading this, I’m sorry. DO NOT READ THIS if you’re easily agitated, aroused, or take offense to the most miniscule amount of anything because you’re too butt-hurt. What this trollpasta does contain is graphic sexual content, hyper-realistic blood, vomit, and fart clouds, ALL-CAPS ‘SHOUTING’ DIALOGUES, several run-on sentences, numerous plot holes, cuntles spleening erorrs, super-cheesy dialogue, so many pop culture references your head will spin, and is full of total horse baloney (because saying horse shit is too mainstream). [Disclaimer: Contrary to the title, this trollpasta does not contain any references to My Little Pony.at all. Or in all situations, at any time, any place, and by any audience for that matter. The content of this story is not suitable for some audiences, and may be inappropriate to view in some situations. This page is not safe for work or school.
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